Mother Nature

Mother nature can you please tell me Tell me why, you are as moody as my wife Even though you have never yelled at me You both still give me headaches and strife. If I want to go out and play golf or go fishing My wife then comes down with her migraine Then I stay at home and begin wishing And if I sneak out, of course it begins to rain. When I stay up late at night you thunder It awakens my wife so she comes running to me My wife makes me feel like I made another blunder As I am not in our bed being my wife's protectee. Some days my wife she is not so mean and moody The sun and my wife are out and I am not at all afraid She doesn’t yell or cry she isn’t mean or broody But strangely it’s always on the days that we get paid. When my wife wants to cuddle it begins to snow When I want to go out for a drink it begins to hail Seems like a secret my wife and you share and know And when I get upset, you both begin to wail. When we are fighting over bills or her ex-beau I am angry and unforgiving and I am not at all afraid But then I fear for her life as I hear the sound of a tornado I then forget the bills and the past, mother nature well played. You storm when I am out cutting the grass Then my wife screams for me to come into the house She then calls me a stupid jackass Tell me why mother nature, why are you like a spouse. Randy L. McClave