Not Jesus

My name isn't Jesus, it is pronounced Hey-seus, I am not the son of GOD, I worship Zeus, I cannot turn water into wine, nor can I raise the dead Nor can I feed my family, with a double loaf of bread. I wasn't born in Bethlehem, I was born in Spain Earth it is my home, and heaven is not my domain, I do not turn the other cheek, and I will not accept any abuse I will swear and I will fight; as I am not Jesus, but Hey-seus. My name isn't Jesus, once again it is Hey-seus, Men I will steal from, and women I enjoy to seduce, My mother wasn't a virgin, the day when I was conceived As there are six other siblings that were born before me. The devil he is my buddy, so I truly enjoy to sin What others won’t say or do, I will! Again, and again, These are the facts, they are the truth and not an excuse, My name it is not Jesus; it is pronounced, Hey-seus. Randy L. McClave