Redeeming Republicans

Dear Lord Jesus Christ the redeemer Please help me the schemer, Please help me be more like a prick Give me the strength to stop helping the sick. Please help me to be more selfish and greedy Please forgive me not to help the needy, And please take away all of the stress When I ignore the hungry and stop sheltering the homeless. Help me forget the sins that I do And please help me ignore those sins others do too, And Lord if you don't mind Please turn your head so that I can be more unkind. Whenever I lie or cheat to make a deal Please look the other way when I con and steal, And when I pray after cutting benefits to the elderly and poor Those prayers that I give please ignore. Many times Jesus in front of others I do pray But, it's for a photo op I do say, I know that I am not following your teachings And I am not following any Christian pastor's preachings. Today I helped cut services from Medicare and Medicaid The poor, elderly and sick will not get medication or aid, I helped take away food then we huddled and prayed in silence Now our checking accounts will have a higher balance. Though I am not worried or upset or even have cried As we are doing our own version of abortion and genocide, We took away funds to help the elderly the needy and the poor And you know we show no pain or remorse at all Lord. In front of others while I bow my head with others once again As we hear the cheers from other supporters for our sin, Dear lord Jesus Christ the redeemer Please help me the greedy and uncaring political wiener. Randy L. McClave