Returning From Vacation

When I return home from my vacation overseas Only souvenirs I will bring back, I swear will be trinkets and a shirt, I will not be bringing back any expensive articles or souvenirs Especially a scheming foreign woman wearing a kilt or a skirt; Unworried and cheerfully I will expediently go through customs And I will dance through there happily and also duty free, As I will not be bringing back any heartaches for me or anyone And especially no worries for my friends or my country; I will not ever bring back another woman home with me again When I return from this, or any other overseas vacation trip, That situation my family and friends remind me of constantly All I want are happy memories, and not another dismal courtship; When I am at customs and I am asked if I have anything to declare I will nod my head up and down, and reply with a certainty, 'yes', 'I do', I will say that I am happy and excited to be back home once again And the only woman I want to see is in New York, and she's a statue. Randy L. McClave