Shopping For A Woman

I was told not to ever go to bars or clubs If I ever wanted to meet women, Or neither should I ever go to restaurants or pubs To find me that one very special hen. They say that statistics always tells, At those functions it's always 1 woman for every 20 males. I was told to instead find a woman at hobby lobby Where the female to male ratio there is 10 to 1, So, I went there today acting a little snobby There were so many princesses and I am a lonely pawn. So, I pranced down each and every isle, Proudly showing off artistically and my style. I then watched the women just buying stupid stuff Or buying stuff for a project that they'll never start, I looked all around and then I finally saw enough And I left quickly, with an unbroken heart. These facts and words to all my brothers I hope they heed, Women there are already looking for stuff that they don't need. So, I decided to go to where a woman I could impress As I again played another game of chess, I decided to go where I felt and I was treated like a king And where I could happily buy a woman anything. I decided to find a woman where I could bring her glee, So, I grabbed me 20 dollars and I headed to the Dollar Tree. Randy L. McClave