Stress Test At Bellefonte

I went to a Catholic hospital, but not for a day of rest I went there instead to take a stress test, They stuck me with a needle and then shaved my chest So, then began my hours on a cardiovascular quest. I looked at the nurses as they smiled as for fun Then for an X-ray my shirt had to be undone, I looked all about me and there I couldn't find a nun So, when they hooked me up I cursed, and I wanted to run. They took a 13 minute X-ray of my beating heart Then they put me on a treadmill and told me to start, I felt like I was running uphill, pushing a stone filled cart I was so tired and in pain, I just wanted to depart. The nurses said that they wanted my heart to beat higher I said let's discuss my Scottish ex and my beat would be on fire, She was an adulterer and a thief, and of course a liar But, luckily for me, I was able to retire. When I finished the test they gave me caffeine to drink But, first I went to the restroom to cool myself off in the sink, Worries about my heart, I then began to think But, I felt better when I was leaving, from a nurse's wink. That night with worries and a nightmare I was awoken I dreamt that I was meeting "Charon" with a token, Now I remember the nurse's sentiment when she had spoken She told me that my heart was strong, and not at all broken. Randy L. McClave