Taking Aspirins

When I was 10 I took my very first aspirin, From a constant migraine Which gave me considerable pain. I was just 10 years old This story I have often told, I needed to feel better and mend That's when I had my first girlfriend. I took two aspirins when I took a wife Daily for the rest of my life, Other husbands did the same as me To reduce their pain and their agony. I was a grown adult Aspirin addiction was the result, Bottles of aspirins I keep in my house So, I can be happy and smile with my spouse. I then started taking 3 aspirins daily When my wife gave me a daughter, "Hailey", Other fathers did the same as I did As their pain and suffering they also hid. To my daughter that was a secret My daughter was a pain in the butt, but not a regret, So, I constantly took the pill So, my pain and aches would subside and heal. One day I'll take aspirins no more I won't be worried by a wife or a daughter I have swore, They'll be no more constant agony or pain Which have drove so many good men like me insane. That someday will certainly be When I won't need aspirins for my agony, They'll be no aches or pain or dread Because, that day I will be dead. Randy L. McClave