The Boxer's Punch

When a woman shows a red flag Punch a heavy bag, And punch it fast and hard In the gym, or in your own backyard. When a woman causes you fits Then punch quickly on the punch mitts, Punch as quick and speedily as you are able Soon, you will be relaxed and stable. When a woman causes you to lose hope Jog, and then skip the rope, Then shadow box alone in the ring Finesse and calmness it will surely bring. When a woman breaks promises and tells you lies Be very smart, and ever so wise, Practice on your movement and your footwork Be patient, and don't ever go berserk. When a woman finally pushes you way to far Now, it's time to go to the gym and spar, Release all your tension and your pain Now think, and strategize with your brain. When a woman has completed a hurtful plan Remember this, your not a boy, but a man, And indeed you truly did out fox her Now, you are in shape, and also a champion boxer. Randy L. McClave