The Emission

You are like an un-welcomed guest I say this in truth, and not in jest Needing to let your presence known Even the times when I want to be alone, You embarrass me when anyone is around With your odor and your obnoxious sound So when you arrive I walk away in shame And for that arrival; someone else I do blame, You are loud and foul to anyone near I hate to acknowledge you out of shame and fear When you come from me, you so quickly part Oh how you embarrass me, my friend the fart. RANDY L. MCCLAVE