The Haggis

The haggis the noblest of any beast Tonight on it my family and I will feast, On it tonight we will all dine Because, today the victory was all mine. The deadly fierce creature I did meet We were both hungry, we both were hunting to eat, One of us was going to be the others dinner Triumphantly this time I was the winner. I saw the creature from afar As it was seeking underneath the northern star, Then the fierce creature it caught my scent Then it charged at my descent. I then saw its claws and its massive teeth Soon, I thought I'd be wearing a funeral wreath, It charged me as it was hungry as well I then thought that I had heard the death knell. It's eyes were as red as hell below One of us was going to receive the death blow, Then I pulled the trigger and I fired my gun The battle I won. Tonight I'll be having tatties and neeps Piled up in large heaps Next to the cooked haggis served with oats Served by my wife and daughter wearing their new haggis fur coats.