Trump World

Instead of going to Disney Land Let's go to trump world instead, Where we all can buy and wear a small hand And wear an orange wig on our head. I heard they have magical mirrors there That makes you look not fat, but small, They said it's a wondrous affair The mirrors also make you look fit and tall. They have many games there to play I heard that also as well, One is how many laws can you obey Before, you break them and are sent to jail. I can't wait to ride the many rides About them all I have been told, There they say they have many slides But, I heard their airplane rides have all been sold. Some parks you can stuff a teddy bears But, here you have something better to amuse, Here they say God will answer all your prayers After you design and stuff your golden shoes. Here you also can shoot a BB gun And try to win a great and a wonderful prize, Shooting portraits of immigrants is great fun Especially when shot between their eyes. Sometimes they have a spelling contest I heard that game was very hard to win, My favorite words to spell was, "PROTEST" And also the word, "SIN". Buy a Bible at the amusement park gift shop That's something you must honestly do, Their Mascot is named Republican the flop And he'll happily autograph your Bible for you. So, if you want to go to a family amusement park MAGA says this is a great one I have read, So, if fun and true entertainment you wanna embark Don't go to Disney, but go to trump world instead. Randy L. McClave