Trump's Titanic

If he was on the Titanic He would've been scared and frantic, When he heard that the ship was sinking Saving himself would be all that he be thinking. He'd be pushing everyone aside Needing to be the first one for a lifeboat ride, And when he heard the abandon ship call Like a frightened baby he would bawl. He would most likely scream the wealthy first As he would beg and plead and try to coerce, And of course blacks and immigrants would be ignored He would be against them getting on board. He wouldn't care who they were A baby, a child or a her, As long as he got himself a seat And dry would stay his feet. He would pretend that he was crippled or slow So, on the lifeboat he could go, He wouldn't care who he had left behind Even if they were deaf and blind. He would've donned women's clothes As an elderly woman he would proudly pose, As he had pretended he had bone spurs before So, he wouldn't be drafted for his countries war. He cares and worries about only himself In his beliefs there is no one else, He would had elbowed women and children with a gloat So, he could have the first seat on the lifeboat. And as the Titanic slowly sank He would think about all his money in the bank, And then when help would arrive He would say how he helped others to survive. Randy L. McClave