Twice A Year

I am religious only 2 times a year Only when the Christian holidays are here, When it's Easter or Christmas to church I'll go to pray But, only on those two days. The rest of the week I don't go to church at all To them I never do visit or call, I would rather stay home and sleep in late Or to do other activities on the date. I don't spread the word of Christ to any other And I don't have fellowship when I go with my mother, I smoke and I drink and I think that Jesus doesn't care Because, when I do go to church I sometimes say a prayer. I have been told that I do many unchristian things In my memory those accusations still rings, But, I go to church at least twice yearly And I have been told that Jesus loves me dearly. Never on a Sunday or Wednesday do I go to church I don't like to participate, so I don't search, And I think going those two times a year is more than enough I hope that sends me to heaven when I take my last puff. Randy L. McClave