Voting For The Devil

If the Devil ran for President He would surely get my vote, That is of course if he were a Republican And if all of our enemies he would smote. If all immigrants here were deported And if being gay was against the law, If carrying guns everywhere was legalized For him, I would give my last hurrah. I would vote for the Devil on election day And I know that my friends would elect him as well, He would become the leader of our country As he is also the ruler of Hell. He would become Americas greatest leader I would defend every word that he spoke, His words to me would become the gospel I would breathe in his beliefs, like sensuous smoke. If he were a bully and a racist and a bigot And if he mocked the impaired and the disabled, If he were an adulterer and a womanizer "My President", he still would be labeled. He would be known as our greatest leader And as our President I would proudly shake his hand, In Hell, I would support every command that he growled And his opponents I hope that they all are damned. He could put a ring of fire around our great country And into and from Hell there would be a door, We wouldn't need to worry about the poor or the needy The Devil would send them all off to die in a war. We do not need a Democrat as our leader Even if they are wearing a crown of thorns, I most certainly will vote for a Republican as our President Even if he wears a toupee to cover up his horns. On election day I will vote for that one person But, only If they have an "R" placed beside their name, The Devil would then become our next President, But, only if is a Republican, without remorse or shame. Randy L. McClave