The Handyman

Lying on a bed Two people all alone Suddenly the door opens By a person unknown Screams fill the air The intruder shocked He quickly steps back out They can hear the door lock In a minute loud laughter Fills and echo's in the air Both parties shocked But neither really cares They find it so damn funny As they lay there laughing While slowly the time Just keeps on passing The intruder was a handyman There to make a repair Little did he know That when he opened the door He would get such a scare I don't know if the fact we were naked Added to his shock But I'm sure the next time Before he opens a door he'll knock