The Police And Cupid Couldn't Help

Today I called the cops To report a theft I had to do it now As I had no resistance left They asked me what was taken I said, someone stole my heart The officer looked at me funny And asked, are you trying to be smart I said, no I'm serious As serious as I can be I said, take a look at me Isn't it plain to see He asked, who's the culprit So I told him your name Again he questioned me Are you playing a game? He said to me give Cupid a call Maybe he can help I said, what Cupid does I've already felt He said, well I'm sorry I must be on my way I'm not the heart police Hope you have a good day 7-30-08/RjH