Halloween Night...At The Cemetery

Twas the night of Halloween For many a thrillful scream There was this girl and there was this boy Who were not so very coy On this evil witchy night...you see They met at the Hitchcock Cemetery He dressed like The Grim Reaper She like the Devil's Screamer They vandalized the mausoleum With their morbid horror museum Their bottle of courage being Kentucky Whiskey They drank and drank until they got wickedly crazy Horror stories abound...got lost and then found Count Dracula sucked their blood 'til they were unsound The Wolf Man howled at the insane full moon She kissed him and turned into a loony toon Her lunacy led to desecrating tombstones Hell's Bells rang resurrecting skeletal bones Jack The Ripper raped her and tried to kill the boy Frankenstein tore The Ripper to shreds like a toy Dogs from Hades devoured the stone-cold killer To the music of Michael Jackson's Thriller Werewolves of London to the sounds of haunting Now The Walking Dead made this evening daunting On this gloomy depraved Halloween night The ghoulish Waling Dead were such a fright Jason The Psycho terrorized the neighborhood Freddie on Elm Street was Oh So Not So Good Twas the black night of Halloween Boy and girl nowhere to be seen On Yonge Street a girl is howling at the moon Kisses a boy and makes him go loony toon Richard Wlodarski Halloween 2014