Only Human

When you can't get out of your bed 'Cause you have a bowling ball head When you're stumbling to the bathroom Tripping in kitchen over broom You're not a saint A little quaint You're only human Never knowing when When you can't eat your breakfast After last night's jolly fest Can't recognize gal next to you 'Cause your view is a bit askew You're not a saint A little faint You're only human Lost in your dark den When brunch is no longer munch And you're feeling in a crunch Waking up crazier than last night And the sun's light a little too bright You're not a saint Not one to paint You're only human Looking at Big Ben When dinner makes you wanna quiver And your checking out your damn liver And your friends are farting and balding And your life is finally landing You're not a saint Not one to taint You're only human Lost in your own zen