Parkdale's Dinosaur

Well I'm a dinosaur forever living in this place called Parkdale Now I gotta move my sorry ass because the house is for sale I don't really know where the hell to go 'Cause when it comes to moving I'm so damn slow Turtles and tortoises move a whole lot faster than me Especially when it comes to what I don't wanna see Well I guess I better get my sorry ass in gear If I wish to wake up to what I don't wanna hear I think I better hire a knock-out sexy French maid to clean up this place Maybe she'll be quicker or slower with her duster and blower with the pace Got nothing to lose in this time when I can't even snooze So I'll go partying and drink a little more booze I'm a dinosaur forever lost in this place called Parkdale I never ever wanna move out 'cause I just might fail I'll consult the astrologers and Yoko Ono About the crazy amount of money I need to borrow I'll Imagine with the infamous John Lennon About being somewhere other than Heaven I'll meditate with Sri Chinmoy about life with joy Reflect on my life when I was just an innocent boy I'll be singing the No No Song with lonesome Ringo Because life's a whole lot better than playing bingo At karaoke I'll sing the upbeat Don't Worry Be Happy Because it makes me so damn happy and shows me the reality I'm a dinosaur forever pacing in this place called Parkdale Just because the house is for sale doesn't mean I have to bail I'll find a new place where I can go And it might even cost me less doe I'll shape shift from a turtle to a panther When it comes to this really important matter I'll move my not too sorry ass in gear Because it's happy music I wanna hear Richard Wlodarski October 2015