Pig War

British Soldier: Hey, American farmer The very Lyman Cutlar You killed our large piggy It was the sole property Of Hudson's Bay Company Cutlar: It ate potatoes in your garden Because it was goddam starvin' British Soldier: We British gonna arrest thee Mr Cutlar goddam Yankee Evict seventeen countrymen Out of their goddam playpen What do you think 'bout that, Cutlar? You goddam Yankee pig killer Cutlar: Oh yeah! Me and US Army Gonna kick you out of country Sixty-four soldiers under Pickett Are going to take on your damn bet! British warships sailing to island San Juan Island off coast of Washington Claimed by both America And her neighbour Canada British Admiral Robert Baynes Sees the light and goes through great pains Not to kill Lyman Cutlar The damn Yankee pig killer Refusing to attack Have murder on his back Over a goddam hog He is not a war dog The clear-headed leader Clearly the better better Richard Wlodarski (c) 2026