Trumpism

If there's such a thing as a beer belly It might be from the swelling of Trump's tummy If there's such a thing as a fart It might be from The Donald's part If there's such a thing as losing your cool It may be from the hot Donald's school If there's such a thing as losing one's sight It may be from good old Donald's sound bite If there's such a thing as losing one's hearing It may be from Trump being so darn endearing If there's such a thing as lack of good taste It may be from Trump being such a waste If there's such a thing as a skunky smell It may be coming from The Donald's hell If there's such a thing as being out of touch Look out good ole U.S. of A. Ouch! Ouch!