(049) Catastrophic Pair

It ended up in my house From under the door It was loved by a mouse Who slid on it on the floor It was all brown in colour With a dirty shade of gray So I thought I will give it to the donkeys But they begin to kick and bray Then I threw it outside my house But my neighbour threw it in again So I thought I will keep it in the barn But it was brought back in the house by a hen At last I put it in the laundry Because maybe I could wear it But after I wore it I screamed out loud For on my leg it had bit What this disastrous thing was Is just a pair of stinking socks But these socks are worth A tricky stair and ten locks.