Face Book Flu

The day you join this blessed site Though some may call it cursed You fill in the form at lightning speed With eyes wide open and lips pursed You tick the Terms and Conditions box Without the slightest idea what they are And when they ask you for your date of birth You fill in the age of your car When you're finally done with the registration And you feel like you've been let into paradise You realize you know nothing of this new world You rack your head and rub your eyes How can you write on your friend's wall Without being considered insane? What does it mean when somebody pokes you Such questions race through your brain What do you write in a status? What on earth is a notification? And why are games meant for farmers Turning into such a sensation? You click on help to understand the site And try to figure it out But things just become a bigger mess And you find yourself steeped further in doubt You give up and return to your homepage And well, well, what do you know? Its a miracle of miracles as you understand You have got the hang of it after all Soon you get sucked into the portal Also known as Facebook addiction You poke, write on walls, like things and play farmville And react to every notification And amidst all that, you soon realize Facebook is not just another site in the blue It is an expression, an emotion, a thought, a feeling A disease known as the Facebook flu!