Check If You Are A Tamil

To be a Tamil, to be born to Tamils And to speak Tamil as mother tongue Aren’t alone a sufficient proof. You must speak vowels tearing apart and With nouns in English and verbs in Tamil. You must have a hero higher than God And read, if at all, the news of movies. You will do public nuisances at length And must be insensitive to them. You shall respect Tamil and ignore Tamils. You celebrate festivals by watching In TV Tamil debates and stars’ talks. You seek south Indian restaurants abroad. Then you can boast you are a true Tamil. 19.10.2008