Nut-Ricious Nutty Poetry

Most people go bananas over chocolate I'm well nuts about nuts as well Stuff them in chocolate ice-cream or sherbet. Yeah munch on peanuts brunch on hazelnuts Ah lunch on pecan nuts or crunch on chestnuts For nuts could never drive one nuts Ironically nutters perhaps never ate them A nutcase perhaps never pried open a nut from its case as nuts could never ever fall from grace Any nut brown eyes shouldn't miss them. Nuts are an anytime anywhere snack Do travel with 'em' in your backpack Savour the taste of salted groundnuts or roasted peanuts I even see locals munch on round kola nuts. Western walnuts are tasty too and acorns ain't just for squirrels in forests or the zoo Enjoy the crunchy East African cashews Snack on slivered Indian almonds or even Persian pistachios Ahem well rhyming this poem was sure quite a tough nut to crack ;) Rhyming was tough for this nutty crunchy snack Besides there's so many of them I can't just put em' all in a nutshell I can only hope and wish you enjoy this nutty tale I tell. But I do hope to have offered all the nuts and bolts on nut variety And now nothing else can rhyme here except its creator the Almighty And this poem be as well for all poetry nuts for don't all of you poets have such poetic guts? A word in caveat now, yeah go on crack those nuts but take care not to crack your canines Pray protect your pearly whites Your very own precious stalactites those right inside your facial cave mines and lest with cavity holes you whine.