Off To Imaginary Land

If you're asked to give directions To a strange uncommon place Don't fret or frown Nor pull that puzzled face Just pipe up to say Oh, easy is the way Just go through a labyrinth Onto fields of hyacinth Behind the very next mirage Next to the goblin's garage Down below to the fairy's forest Where you be an ogre's guest Walk then to the hut of a gnome Where wicked witches roam Or where trolls have made their home Around the toothfairy's dome. Then turn left to where the wily wizard stayed Behind the corner where pointy pixies played And then to the right Where brownies dwelled In lil mushroom mansions where spells they spelled And if you've time to actually eavesdrop Place that ear against the keyhole of the elve's lil shop Hear their enchanting chants As they sell their magic wands Hear tall tales about short pixies Or of leprechauns in their sixties Then you'll come across a genie's cave Where when you see a sprite, just wave To shrink to toadstool size now Don't you pick a silly row Just ask that genie to show you how Then lastly move on to where lived the imps Ah those might really have descended from chimps But the notion and these creatures are imaginary Like greek mythology and the theory If travellers willfully want to be lost Send them there at all or no cost. ;)