The Kings And I.....The Hacker's Nirvana

My stubble, pajamas an my fix Belie my macho an my tricks From my attic the world I prowl Mow down those that go afoul The Hungarian prince had canines Kings of today with ranked marines To them a puny bothersome nerd Shake their heads, o’ how absurd? Know me well and trail me years catch, collar an track em bears But instill in their heart, I the fears To some of them; I bring out tears I too well know their Achilles heel For their weaknesses I have a feel I am the one, the arbiter of fate To broadly smile and stay up late The chips I munch are blue an sweet Stacked in vaults an pretty discrete These ones just a one twenty eight Its child’s play to throw my weight Old enemies we the kings and I To their blitzy glitz I give the lie I dodge the walls an bill at the gate Lies In my hand the great ones fate Heavens hath my fingers made mind so sharp; cuts like a blade numbers to me are the icing cake ruined lives I leave in my wake scarcely do I draw my shades fingers snap an dance my maids Oh! Where my slippers. oh! The loo Aha! the code, I’v struck some blue They think it’s a loony up in airs Send moony bursts up my pairs Wow! this one really knows his job Wait a while! you buttered cobb Sniffle! He’s left a gaping hole Whopie there I’v placed a mole Oh no! oh no! he’s got a whiff Hes really good an fighting stiff Already I’m sit on at least a third Bought emselves a mocking bird I am the one they should know But my cover’s deep, I cannot blow Old enemies we the kings and I To their blitzy glitz I give the lie I dodge the walls an bill at the gate Lies In my hand the great ones fate (Islamabad) (April 24.2009)