Left & Right

Oh, heckling thinkers, and O' inverted intellectuals... be thou left or right, sling not mud at each other and waste not thy chaste anger! Eager, both thou are to offer this world due comfort! Two sides of uncut one whole thou are; our bolsters... why fight amongst thou O' mistreading stalwarts! Stretch thy great peers there, on that deserving rout of wolves rambling out there, eating the vitals of the world to core and breeding hatred and squalor all over! No signets they bear of nation any; just bandicoots are they in our closets! Come ye, cut their throats! Yes, yes, no remorse... ere they get to the roots and bore! ! !