Valentine Day Pebbles

He: men love. Women love to be loved. That's why the equation oft goes awry She: Is it so? He: God sweated to make man with blood, flesh, heart and mind. But just a piece of bone (rib) turned into a woman She: Man's pleasure He: woo-man's joy. She: thankx. He: HAPPY V' DAY She: woman to be woeman. He: Man's pleasure: embedded submission; woman's joy enshrouding supremacy. She: Steve Jobs is now working with God to make a revolutionary new product-the "i-wife": slim design, beauty with brains and most importantly with a mute button. He: hahaha; even first wife won't mind. She: After bypass surgery patient to doc: can I have sex regularly? doc: yes with only wife- your heart is not yet ready for any excitement. She: After being married for 26 years a wife asked her hubby to describe her. He looked at her slowly then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K" She asks ‘What does it mean? ' He said, "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, hot. She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's lovely. What about I, J, K? " "I'm Just Kidding"