A Good Old Fashioned Punch In The Mouth

What shall I do today, I'm bored beyond belief. Cut people up with my car, I enjoy giving out grief. Visit the local supermarket, Without wearing a mask. Then fake a coughing fit, Is an easy bully's task. Oh I love the attention, Upsetting all the muppet staff. Soon I was in for shock, On the receiving end of wrath. Smugly I left the store, And didn't see it coming. A good old fashioned punch in the mouth, For my conduct unbecoming. Laugh that off he shouted, A bloke twice the size of me. I decided to run for it, My pants now soaked with wee. I'll never learn my lesson, I'm just a bully and always be. No morals or social scruples, Living my empty life so cowardly... What shall I do tonight, What mayhem can I get up to. Before four in the morning, My fireworks to loudly debut.