Eleven Poem Writing Styles And A Dog's Dinner

I'm pretty fortunate sometimes, When it comes to writing poetry. I can write in eleven poem writing styles, And they are... 1. Crap. 2. Short. 3. Short and punchy. 4. Short and punchy and crap. 5. Medium. 6. Medium and crap. 7. Long. 8. Long-winded. 9. Long-winded truly epic crap. 10. My, who the bloody hell am I kidding poem style.(also crap) And last but not least... 11. My dog's dinner of a poem style. I often write in my dog's dinner of a poem style, Which any sensible, classy, poetry reading, clever canine, Wouldn't dare sniff at. Let alone read. Even after being poetry starved for two weeks. And I don't care how educated, devilishly smart, Or snobbishly poetry refined, Old smarty pants Fido thinks he is, He still barks at the bloody moon.