Old Mother Riley The Satanists And The Assassin

Old mother Riley, Lived in a shoe. Things were getting out of hand, She didn't know what to do. For her shoe was full of Satanists, The most wicked and evil in the land. Human sacrifice and drinking virgin's blood, Things were getting extremely out of hand. She hired a trained ruthless assassin, Who went to frenzied work straight away. Exterminating all who breathed inside, For this dark killer mere child's play. And when her shoe was pitilessly purged, Old mother Riley was ever so grateful. She fell in love and married this killer, For ridding her shoe of the hateful.