The Antidote To Workplace Stress

Stress. It's a bad thing. It can cause. Cancer. Heart attacks. Depression. And a myriad of unpleasantnesses. So. If you encounter stress in the workplace. There is nothing more. Calming. Serene. And soothing. Than a cup of herbal tea. Or tisanes to use their real name. Try Lobelia. But be careful. Very careful. In large amounts it can cause, Vomiting. Diarrhea. And Death. So a small quantity in a large mug. Choose a light green mug if you have one. For the colour green, Has been scientifically proven to, Have a calming affect on people. Add a greedy spoonful of organic honey, And a smidgy light sprinkle of cinnamon, Stir slowly. Then pour, The entire contents... Over the desktop PC, Of the person who's, Getting right up your nose. Instant, Stress, Relief. Works like a charm.