Three Poets One Parachute

Three poets were aboard a doomed aircraft about to crash. But there was still time to parachute to safety. One of the poets was an Englishman. The second was a Texan. And the latter was a Mexican. All were horrified at their predicament. Three poets. One parachute. Cruel and unforgiving mathematics. However, The Englishman being a brave Englishman said, For God, the Queen and country and William Shakespeare. And threw himself out the aircraft. The Texan poet then turned to the Mexican poet and said, I wrote a poem called Remember The Alamo. And threw the Mexican out.