If I Were God

If I were God I would solve all social, religious, political problems in a second. God indwelling. Pleasantly proposed me to be God and accepted platitude. Then and there I called my parliamentarians directed to remove inconsistency, incongruity impropriety, discrepancy and make the sun-shine shower of ambrosia so that world known as abode of immortal. Chitra Gupta, the parliamentary Secretary Bending down said, " Sir, some problems are natural. Nature is also a problem. Some solutions are problems. Some problems are solutions. ‘' Hummm... all right, no problem. Let us have drink nectar and sleep. I would get up in the morning of a new ‘Kalpa'. I dreamt God saying, "If I were God I would solve all social, religious, political problems in a second.''