Senseless Conclusions

It hit the fan Before I knew What had happened And there she was In a rage, more Beautiful than I Can ever recall She stormed towards Little old me And grabbed me by My shirt's collar She yelled at me For a couple of Horrific minutes Slapped my shoulder A few times Made me remake Promises I never Ever thought of breaking And then she was Spent, done, tired Before she could Slip and slither Away from me I caught her and Held her by her arms And I insisted She not jump to Stupid conclusions That make less sense Than I do in her presence