Drunk Again

Introduction: It Is bad to be drunk, I know, but let's be bad, let's all be drunk. Let the earth be stoned, let Heaven turn crimson! Who will dare laugh? Elaboration: Which time is this? The tenth, the fiftieth, the nth time drunk? Can't quite focus, must be tipsy again. Lord, how can I be so tipsy? Drunk all night, drunk all day, no more mind. My wife says a souse is good for nothing, and I drink harder to drown her out. I leave the world to sober types, couldn't care less what anyone says. Hey, maybe that's the point of drinking -- sobriety, propriety -- the wives talk their husbands into it. We should honor the drunk men.