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It spins west to east There are forests on it, towns, lakes big hairy mooses and sun shine In one place the rain is pelting down on Manchester In Silicone Valley chips are being made You can also see A salmon being caught by a bear A drunken couple being married by an Elvis lookalike A fire being doused by many hands A happy faced person winning a bet This is life The reality of being Who said so? A famous artist with their brush But what happens if they lose their favourite brush? They will curse and swear Just like everyone else!