A Very Cruel Response

Responding to your note, my dear, Congratulations on your pregnancy, But from your tone, it seems quite clear That I should admit paternity. Consulting with my legal team I must decline your kind request. I must confess your very name Remains unknown. The question of a test Seems thus superfluous. Is this perhaps A circular produced from your computer? I do recall a night when several of our chaps Enjoyed the pleasures of a lady fair. I was myself abstemious and so, my honey, You must seek another source for alimony.