Cat, Moon And Silliness

INSTRUCTIONS TO THE READER This poem is set to the rhythm of Eddie Cantor's song "Keep young and beautiful" from Roman Scandals. Can be seen on U Tube. Ideally this is a performance poem and to get the full flavour You will require about fifty showgirls prancing about as you recite it. If your budget doesn't run that far, you could hire some elderly gentlemen who have made a name for themselves "dancing" at Weddings. What you lose in glamour, you gain in silliness! In the absence of a large ballroom, the garden would be ideal. It might wake up the neighbours. Best performed under a full moon. It's your duty to be lyrical And should I add quite risible Not to mention rhythmical If you want to be read.. Cats, moons and silliness They go together like egg and cress, Cats, moons and silliness If you want to be read. Mr. Purreeee's on the Moon Eating cheese from a Spoon Singing out this lovely tune When he nips to bed. When he wanders back to earth With additions to his girth He won't join in with all the mirth The lad's been too well fed.. It's you duty to be lyrical And should I add quite risible Not to mention rhythmical If you want to be read..