Don't Feed The Crocodiles

Splash not in unfamiliar water, Tom, Verse ain't no laughing matter. It's time to nurse your intellect, A weighty theme select To get some serious work upon your file. Crocodiles may smile, And indeed they do, A wide and toothy grin But not necessarily for you. They may have other plans They don't eat out of cans, You know.. well maybe the odd tin Or two if they waddle off Towards the local store Causing the cash-out queue To hurry up somewhat. But generally their favourite meat Is freely offered food. So splash not in unfamiliar water, Tom. It could be you!