Gleanings From The Cutting Room Floor Tom's

MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS: MY REPLY TO WES AND KELLY PIANO Costs more than a Grand More keys than in Florida Sounds like Shipping Firm GUITAR Duane Eddy's twang I think Eric clapped on one. Who plays? Brian May. VIOLIN Vanessa Mae ski? Torquemada's last resort? Upon the fiddle. TUBA To Ba... not to ba.. A big loud-mouth, just like me.. By Hamlet, the sheep. DRUMS Well, |I can't beat that. Oft played by failed musicians. Warning when distant. BANJO To stop McCarthy Jon Ba. A mixed up old ram. Duel for "Deliverance" BAGPIPES Lord Lovat's Lament. Best heard through two thick ears muffs Revenge of the Scots HARP You need pluck to play. Far too many strings are attached Heavenly music