Statistics

One day, two types came to my door. Explained that, unlike in days of yore, Crime was rife and it was getting worse. Hang on a mo. I replied in verse, Thinking of Genesis (leaving Incest aside Guess they'd no choice or the race would have died.) I counted them out (like Noah) in pairs, Adam and Eve were there And their sons, Cain and Abel. Yes, four of those guys in the fable. Of which one was a murderer, I make that one in four. Holy Cow! You say it's worse than that right now! It's time I disappeared. They too and they never reappeared.