Talent Contest
T Tom Billsborough
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He couldn't sing.
He couldn't mime,
Sitting in his Dalek Frame
Dressed like Davros from that show,
Doctor Who, I'd have you know!
Somehow he'd crept through all auditions,
Clearly helped by weird decisions.
In ten long years I've seen no worse
Except perhaps this ‘ere verse.
All the Judges buzzed him off.
The audience began to cough
As silence rent the Music Hall.
It was a moment to recall.
When voting viewers called the line
They firmly placed him ninth of nine!
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