Tom Becomes Fanny

Obedient to the modern trend, I think I'll have a gender bend But only for a day each week I'll give my female side a tweak! Now which weekday shall I choose? Mid-week is when I get the blues So Wednesday seems favorite Now can I find a bra to fit? And, o my God, I'm going spare. I do not have a dress to wear. Some retail therapy's required To get that look to be desired. What shall I be? A socialite? Or naughty lady of the night? Oh, what fun to have a choice. I must begin to pitch my voice. And choose a name most suitable Something short but sensual. In my time I've met nice Annies But even more of gorgeous Fannys. So Fanny is the name I'll choose When I totter out in high heeled shoes. And friends, whoever you may be Do not refer to "me" as "he" On Wednesday outings in the town If you do I'll put you down And swiftly turn upon my heel So please respect the way I feel.