Wool Fish Walter

I knitted once a Wool Fish In bright and breezy colors, Orange, red and aubergine, Pink edging on each fin. I called it Wool Fish Walter And served it up for supper With a wolfish grin. My Lady stared at it And nearly spilled her Gin. "Hey, what's this? " I heard her hiss "You trying to take the Michael? " "I know it's fake but so are you, " I casually explained. "I thought it rather fishy When my bank account was drained. Now I am a pauper I can't afford the chips So only Wool Fish Walter Can pass your cherry lips."