Christmas With My Mistress

The weather’s real snowy….., Her place is cozy and warm….., She’s givin’ me a lap dance…., While sippin’ wine and nearly gone….., It’s a great time of the year…., To fool around and party on……, Christmas With My Mistress…..! ! ! The old lady’s at home……, Tendin’ to the kids….., She thinks I’m takin’ care of business…., Not funny business like this…., Forget about them baby….., Come and give me a kiss….., Christmas With My Mistress….! ! ! Some may call me a jerk….., Or any name they choose….., But I know a thousand guys….., Wish they were in my shoes…, She’s got a nice tight booty….., And knows all the naughty moves….., When I say come to Santa….., She doesn’t ever refuse…..! ! ! Sure I take good care of her….., Not much pleasure comes for free….., She finds lots of lovely presents…., Under her evergreen tree….., So she never has a headache….., When I say, “Let’s go baby”….., She brings me Yuletide bliss….., Christmas With My Mistress….! ! !