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I can’t eat or sleep……., Depression is setting in again……, Even the gin won’t bury my fears….., I keep on receiving e-mail from….., O.J. Simpson with an angry tone……, Suddenly my medication is wearing off….., And I keep fantasizing……, About a romantic interlude….., (Without getting her in a family way) ……, With the gorgeous Nancy Pelosi….., (I won’t tell her she’s got a ‘fat a*s’) ……! ! ! But I’m also so worried about……., The welfare of Paris Hilton….., Because instead of going to jail….., She should have gotten implants….., And by the way, I was considering suicide……, But I think I want to suffer longer….., And maybe become a terrorist……., Before I commit it……, After all, I deserve it……! ! ! As I had predicted earlier……., John Edwards had no shot……, To ever be president…….., He couldn’t even win his home state……! ! ! Obama and his Pastor…….., Are true patriots…….., I first realized this…….., After hearing Reverend Wright say……, “God damn America”……..! ! ! I know God will kill me after I die……, As I desperately want ‘Empty Pant Suit’ Hillary….., To wear a striped pant suit in the clink……, But being I’m mentally incompetent…., And Hugo Chavez doesn’t like me….., I’m pathetically redundant….., And politically retarded……., Cause I don’t like dictators……, Like Jimmy Carter…….., Harry Belafonte would be a great president ….., With Rosie as his vice-president….., In another galaxy on an unknown planet…..! ! ! (The adventures of a perverted rabbit….! ! !) (To be continued…..! ! !) …..Trade Martin,2008.

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