Thirty Billion Minimum

I’ve informed the party….., In the correspondence below……, That because the current administration….., Is dealing and freely allotting……, Much more ridiculous sums……, Of monetary ‘bail out’ cash……, Like they did for GM......., Before they went bust......., We have increased our acceptance……, Of ‘romantic’ deal minimums……, From $100,000,000 in gold bullion……., To 5,000,000,000,000 in platinum ore……., No checks or postal money orders please…..! ! ! (Also, enticing nude photos will also be flatly rejected) ……! ! !