To Win Your Man's Heart

If you wish to win your man's heart somehow Show interest rolling your admiring eyes, As he raves over the pet subjects of his choice, Occasionally responding to what he says. Simulate keenness, though you don't have it When he prates over his job and its challenges Pep up his confidence through words of concern Make him feel, you are there to share his tensions A wife's pleasing demeanour and care Can ease a man's life and his blues As filtering sunlight melts the mist That hides the meadow's lovely blooms Know his favourite food and the cuisine he loves Prepare them oftener than he can expect The easiest way to get into a man's heart Is through gratifying and titillating his palate Though he may show disinterest in flattery Compliment him over the ‘great things' he has done You'll see his former stance suddenly changed Through praise, sure, his heart you have won In the privacy of your closet on cold, starlit nights Lie closer to him, even feigning false passion As a flower bares its perfumed heart to the bee Give yourself completely to him sans restriction Thus win him through the magic of wooing Delight him with your soft whispers of crooning Never forget to take care of your grooming And sure, day by day you will see your love blooming